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Presidential Favor

A freshly elected U.S. president is sitting in a hotel lobby, planning his speech to a group of businessmen when a little man comes up to him.

“Excuse me Mr. President but my name is Jason Prins and I’m here with an extremely important client tonight. We’re going to see your speech tonight, and it would be a great help to me if when we walk by, you could impress him by saying, “Hello Jason”.

The president, eager to please, readily agrees and fifteen minutes later, the little man walks by deep in conversation with his client. The president approached him and said "Hello Jason.”

The little man says “Buzz off, Mr. President! I’m in a meeting!” and keeps walking.



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